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Post by Utopia Planitia Linzia on Jan 4, 2002 13:29:21 GMT -5
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!  HELP! I am in need of advice. You see, there is this girl...which we will call person X for now. And I am totally in love with her but I can't seem to be able to get her to go out with me. What complicates things is that (supposedly) there is some1 person X likes. This sadistic S.O.B. we will call person P  for now. And this is where i need your help...should I: A) Assimilate person P and control him for the rest of his life B) Ignore the threat of person P and resume heading towards person X please help me...I don't know how much longer of this i can take! |
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Post by Mod on Jan 4, 2002 18:13:56 GMT -5
If I were you, I'd go with option B. A) isn't humanly possible...yet, so go with B. It's possible X is merely infatuated with P therefore you still have a chance.  Good Luck! ;D |
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Post by Utopia Planitia Linzia on Jan 7, 2002 20:25:44 GMT -5
well, my time with person X has expired... oh well, better luck next time! 
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Post by Mod on Jan 7, 2002 20:34:30 GMT -5
Oh really? If you don't mind my asking...how so?  |
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Post by Utopia Planitia Linzia on Jan 7, 2002 20:49:28 GMT -5
I shall reveal it the morning of january 8th at a secret underground location located in northen siberia...
for the duration of this message, i shall refer to it as BA.
However, due to administrative costs, I will be charging $1 per word of revelation. see u there! make sure to bring warm mittens and hats...it shall be cold
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Post by Mod on Jan 8, 2002 14:24:20 GMT -5
umm...okay, I'm there... |
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Post by Utopia Planitia Linzia on Jan 8, 2002 15:49:46 GMT -5
Well, i guess it's officially over. Lindz-fest 2001 officially came to a close yesterday. Now that it is over... I WANT A REFUND!!! Why? 1) 8 months of my time wasted!!! All that time and energy used up for what?! All that brainpower wasted on one person! Could have been a genius by now if all those brain cells were put to use on something else 2) Want my money back!!! Spent like $15 on waffles...even when i felt like puking after the 4th one... I DEMAND compensation! 3) Had to torture myself into liking Hanson! Spent $$ to buy their gay-ass music...then had to spend time learning and practising it!! For these reasons and more, I demand full compensation numbering in the MILLIONS of $ !!!
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Post by Mod on Jan 9, 2002 15:42:04 GMT -5
What guys do for girls... ...I'm sorry man...don't worry, life moves on...trust me. About the compensation...can't help you there. |
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Post by garlon on Nov 14, 2003 16:57:51 GMT -5
What does this have to do with Josh Groban? Unless "P" was he, ashamed you should be!
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Post by carmen on May 24, 2004 16:59:53 GMT -5
UR wiard  p.s. sorry, i cant spell |
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Post by azballerina on Feb 11, 2005 0:37:02 GMT -5
Well, this is a general forum...
Anyways, I meant to go to Sibera, but my flight attendant chucked me off the plane, thinking that I was a terrorist.
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HELP! I am in need of advice. You see, there is this girl...which we will call person X for now. And I am totally in love with her but I can't seem to be able to get her to go out with me. What complicates things is that (supposedly) there is some1 person X likes. This sadistic S.O.B. we will call person P 
for now. And this is where i need your help...should I:
Good Luck! ;D
